try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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