it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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