i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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