Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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