Non-Jews are for practice
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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