her vagine was all disorganized.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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