Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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