Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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