Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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