I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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