So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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