Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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