where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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