At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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