So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We're too hungover to prance.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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