I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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