THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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