is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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