Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
