Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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