Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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