he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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