All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
