So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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