Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
