operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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