It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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