i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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