I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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