my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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