: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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