I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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