I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
