he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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