were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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