If that was your dad, he is hot
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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