My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Damn victory sex feels great
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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