I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
