Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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