the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The best revenge is premature balding
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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