It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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