My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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