That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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