new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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