halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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