Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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