what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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