Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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