Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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