he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
