its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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